Thursday, December 29, 2005

Science VS God’???

Science VS God’s work???

I was once chatting in a mIRC chartroom with the nick “Ihavenogod” when suddenly this Born Again Christian confronts me…

Evangelical: So what do you believe in? Who do you serve? What is your purpose?

ME: Like my idol Thomas Paine said “"My country is the world, and my religion is to do good."

Evangelical: You’re just saying that.

ME: What made you assume so?

Evangelical: Because you can do what you want coz you have no God to punish you.

ME: So you admit that there’s no God that will punish me?

Evangelical: NO! There is a God. And he will punish all the sinners.

ME: -_- ok…

Evangelical: You and your Science…

ME: What the… what does science got to do with sins?

Evangelical: Coz you think science can explain everything and do anything… but only God can do that. God is so mighty that your science cannot attain!

ME: ok… but let me ask you one thing…

Evangelical: What?

ME: what is science?

Evangelical: You tell me… you’re the atheist.

ME: What? Ok wait, what does science got to do with atheism? Oh never mind…

ME: it is the study of physical world, the study of the physical and natural world and phenomena, especially by using systematic observation and experiment.

Evangelical: So?

ME: It does not claim anything… from its DEFINITION; it’s the STUDY of physical world.

Evangelical: So? I mean why study it if God can just teach everything to you?

ME: I see… well here is my Encyclopedia… where is your God?

Evangelical: Science is just man’s creation. God’s creation is much much greater!

ME: so you still agree that science plays a part in your everyday life?

Evangelical: No way! God IS my everyday life. To hell with your science. Evolution is such a crap.

ME: ok… so you’re saying science is UNNECESSARY in our everyday life?

Evangelical: EXACTLY!!! YES!!

ME: so you don’t need science… and you don’t use it?

Evangelical: Yup! All I need is God!!! And only Him alone! 

ME: I see…

Evangelical: so now do you believe me?

ME: Believe what?

Evangelical: that there is a loving and merciful God.

ME: Nope…

Evangelical: but why? You’re too close minded. Why don’t you just accept the truth? Are you too blind to see it? You and your science think you know everything do you? What a pity… You will burn in hell along with your science…

ME: When you where just a baby… the milk you drink, the feeding bottles you used… the sterilized water you drink the vaccine given to you… the vitamins you took… etc. Science.

ME: the vehicles you ride when going to school, the pen, pencil, paper, eraser, and etc. you use. Science.

ME: the telephone, cell phone, that computer your using, fax machines etc. SCIENCE!

ME: The shampoo you use with your hair, soap, whishing machine and ELECTRICYTY. SCIENCE!!!

ME: the keyboard. Electric guitar, amplifier and microphone you use in worshiping your God. SCIENCE!!!

ME: the stove you use when cooking your favorite food… SICENCE!!

ME: INTERNET = SCIENCE!!!

ME: the clothes you’re wearing right now… and the diapers you wore when you’re just a baby… SCIENCE!

ME: The medicine you took when you got sick and the medicine you will take when you get sick. SCIENCE!!

ME: The TV you use to watch your favorite telenovelas, chinovelas, koreanovelas, and telefantasias. SIENCE!!!

ME: The CD Player you use to play your Hillsong CD. SCIENCE!!! And not to mention that CD they used to record hillsong.

ME: THAT HOLLY BIBLE OF YOURS WAS PRINTED BECAUSE OF SCIENCE!!! NOW TELL ME YOU DID NOT USE SICENCE EVEN JUST ONCE IN YOR LIFE!!! WHAT DOES GOD HAVE TO DO WITH ALL OF IT?

Evangelical: Someday… when the time comes… you will understand what I’m saying.

ME: -_- ok thanks…